Hospital Hit Parade

submitted by Tina Gunther

"Blame It on My Tooth"

"Call Me Unresponsive"

"Down By The Old Blood Stream"

"From Here to Maternity"

"Gonna Take a Sentimental Gurney"

"I'll be Sewing You"

"I'm Afraid the Operation's Over"

"I've Grown Accustomed to Her Brace"

"It Had to Be Flu"

"It's Spleen a Long, Long Time"

"K-K-K-Codeine"

"Lay That Hypo Down, Babe"

"Let's Cut the Whole Thing Off"

"MRI Blue?"

"My Melon-colicky Baby"

"Old Man's Liver"

"On the Bonny, Bonny Banks of Glaucoma"

"Plague O' My Heart"

"Red Cells in the Sunset"

"Secondhand Nose"

"Some Implanted Evening"

"Stitchcraft"

"That Old Gangrene of Mine"

"The Girl From Emphysema"

"The Pill Is Gone"

"The Staphs and Streps Forever"

"Try To Dismember"

"Yes, We Have No Pajamas"

"You Broke Your Promise But I'll Get a Lung"

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