Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why's that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out. Can you give me something to keep it in?
Certainly - how about a paper bag?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you.
I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.
When did it happen?
When did what happen?
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