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--from Grady Kerr, February 1999, SWD "Roundup"

There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes in between. Sir Thomas Beecham.

Music washes away the dust of everyday life. Red Auerbach

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. Pat Conroy

Composers shouldn't think too much--it interferes with their plagiarism. Howard Dietz

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. Frank Zappa

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. Bill Nye

You are the music while the music lasts. T. S. Eliot

A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges. Benny Green

Country music is three chords and the truth. Harlan Howard

I think music itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music. Billy Joel

Music is the key to the female heart. Johann G. Seume

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