ONE-LINERS

submitted by Tina Gunther

The best part of waking up is going back to sleep.

If ya think about it, all it really takes to separate the men from the boys is girls.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I'm not a complete idiot, nobody's perfect!

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Experience is what teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.